SCENE: The evening is moonlit, ME and YOU are gathered around a roaring fire pit, bourbon in hand, laughing and carrying on about how awesome the Roasting Room (above the Corner Perk) is…
ME: Oh, YOU, I almost forgot! Happy Holidays! I bought you a present. Here, I’ll open it for you…(RIP! TEAR! CRUNCH CRINKLE CRUNCH! THUNK!)
YOU: What?! OMG! You really shouldn’t have! I’ve been asking for this for what seemed like the entire year! And normally I open my own gifts! …Do you have a pair of good scissors? I swear, these packages are made simply to drive people insane…
ME: I know, right? Yeah, it’s a week from tonight. I hope I got you the right size. As soon as it gets out of the store, it magically shrinks… Lowcountry Boil is the only local bluegrass band (that I know of) to feature Jevon Daly, the human 2nd from right in the poster. Crossing my fingers that this will be the garb of the evening:
YOU: OMG. I. cannot. wait. It’s the perfect holiday gift. I feel so blessed.
ME: Me too. I look forward to talking about this one through the holidays. See you there at the Roasting Room (above Corner Perk) Friday Dec 18th. Show’s at 9p. Wear a fun hat.